zeekatai: Oh, I just realized that the answer is: I lose, because my...
zeekatai: Oh, I just realized that the answer is: I lose, because my hilarious joke is being read by everyone I've slept with, plus several relatives.
View Articleadamplease: http://twitpic.com/yok8a - just 2 guys at mlk brunch! JUST US TWO...
adamplease: http://twitpic.com/yok8a - just 2 guys at mlk brunch! JUST US TWO GUYS JUST BRUNCHING
View Articlezeekatai: Songs that help fight anxiety: "Rainbow Connection," "There's Room...
zeekatai: Songs that help fight anxiety: "Rainbow Connection," "There's Room for Everyone in This World" from 'Pete's Dragon,' and screaming.
View Articlezeekatai: 'Cocktails for Two' is being featured as New and Noteworthy on...
zeekatai: 'Cocktails for Two' is being featured as New and Noteworthy on iTunes. DIANA AND I ARE THE NEW KINGS OF THE INTERNET! http://ow.ly/YSdt
View Articlezeekatai: My podcast is more popular than Dane Cook's podcast. MY PODCAST IS...
zeekatai: My podcast is more popular than Dane Cook's podcast. MY PODCAST IS MORE POPULAR THAN DANE COOK'S PODCAST.
View Articlelonelysandwich: Turns out I've been using "vice versa" wrong all these years....
lonelysandwich: Turns out I've been using "vice versa" wrong all these years. And vice versa. I did it again, didn't I?
View Articlezeekatai: I hope Leno's guests on his first night back are someone from...
zeekatai: I hope Leno's guests on his first night back are someone from Jersey Shore and a baked potato. And then I hope the potato cancels on him.
View Articleoh_no_jo: ALERT THE MEDIA: Some nice young man offered me his seat on the L!...
oh_no_jo: ALERT THE MEDIA: Some nice young man offered me his seat on the L! That happens? #hownice
View Articletylercoates: SORRY, HARRY POTTER NERDS. YOU ARE THE WORST. http://t.co/WUozvwnW
tylercoates: SORRY, HARRY POTTER NERDS. YOU ARE THE WORST. http://t.co/WUozvwnW
View Articletylercoates: I think the GQ list of the 25 Least Influential People is really...
tylercoates: I think the GQ list of the 25 Least Influential People is really dumb! http://t.co/7XvBUw9B
View Articlejohnshankman: Chillin #marcfam style with the nypd in soho http://t.co/N5a14K1K
johnshankman: Chillin #marcfam style with the nypd in soho http://t.co/N5a14K1K
View Articlezeekatai: This is me discovering lipstick. You're welcome. http://t.co/ZT40aEwY
zeekatai: This is me discovering lipstick. You're welcome. http://t.co/ZT40aEwY
View ArticleChoire: The pilot just requested that all the party people say "hey."
Choire: The pilot just requested that all the party people say "hey."
View ArticleChoire: I Can't Stop Eating This Mediocre Pastrami Sandwich, by Choire Sicha...
Choire: I Can't Stop Eating This Mediocre Pastrami Sandwich, by Choire Sicha #longreads
View ArticleSeeJaneMarie: I just turned Edith into Brigitte Bardot. http://t.co/59NiL6KM
SeeJaneMarie: I just turned Edith into Brigitte Bardot. http://t.co/59NiL6KM
View Articletylercoates: It costs too much money to touch a dolphin. :( :(
tylercoates: It costs too much money to touch a dolphin. :( :(
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